Apparently "armature" and "gagbit" are the same word in Chinese.
Not to speak ill of the dead or anything, but if it weren't for the recently deceased Don Herbert I might be a lawyer or something. That said, my 1950s-era copy of Mr. Wizard's Science Secrets (it was "old" when I got it, a relic of a vanishing era. It's older now.) is one of my cherished childhood posessions.
Also, the plastic gear on the "educational" (it seems deliberately designed to confuse people about what causes night and day) orerry Barbara found me at a school sale just broke and the power went out up on the hill for a while. Not here though. Coincidence?
Sweet teats of the sky pig, plone + zope is easy to install on Windows. I was inspired to do so from a video that's been getting passed around of some dude from JPL doing stuff faster with it than he could with other web frameworks.
Dunno what I'll do with it, though. Yet.
If you do need some kind of CMS right now, check it out. Looks like it's configurationable up and down with in-system, web-accessible menus. Really, really slick.